Christoph Theurer

I have a crush on Christoph Theurer. These pseudo stalkery urges I get to constantly refresh the websites of certain photographers of interiors -- hoping (hoping!) that new images have been added -- have kind of become a problem. First it was Richard Powers, then I moved on to Karl Anderson, and now I find myself making up excuses to post little bits of CT's work here and there. Well, I can't hold back anymore. I want to make sweet sweet love to these offbeat houses.

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It all started with this image that I came across on Roseland Greene's blog. Now, you may not be into the purple and orange, but you can't deny the Kapow Zing! factor.

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What are the chances that my next home will have an entry like this? Actually, let's not calculate percentages here, because I need to maintain the delusion of possibility.

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Do you see that couch/banquette thingie? It is trimmed in gold. GOLD, I say.

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It really wouldn't be a fantasy home without lots of books, and I bet that stainless cabinet is hiding the TV. Clever.

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Windows make me hungry.

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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in here, but I like it.

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That goes for this room, too.

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I love the colors and textures here, and I want to wear those shoes on a fancy dinner date with The Hunny.

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I'm sure the view from inside is just hideous.

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See? I told you so.

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I just like this picture.

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More disgusting windows.

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This is one zany office.

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Ok, I've been waiting to show you this one... I love this idea! Perfect for keeping all our fine crystal plastic out of tiny hands.

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This bed does everything but make itself. I wish my bed would serve me breakfast.

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There you have it, a grand tour of some swanky modern homes that I will never be able to afford. What I really want to know is, how do interiors photographers get these awesome jobs? Because I'm pretty sure if I were shooting these homes, a week long stay would be stipulated in the contract. You know, just to make sure I got all the right angles.