There are many things that keep me awake at night: wondering if Ike will grow up “right,” trying to decide whether we should move and how much to spend on a new house, fear that the world is about to erupt in a blazing ball of apocalyptic doom, oh — and raccoons. Raise your hand if you’ve ever awoken to a big bang crash in the middle of the night, only to find a pair of masked bandits grazing on catfood in the kitchen and pirouetting across the living room.
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They are cute little bastards, but they better watch it… or else. I’ve been wanting a fur blanket for a long time, and I’d planned to go faux, but I could be persuaded otherwise. Ha! Just kidding! Not really.
But for seriously, the thing that’s really making me toss and turn all night long (all niiiight, yeah, all night) is our piece of shit mattress — the mattress that we spent boatloads of cash on. I hate it.
It’s some latex pillowtop concoction by Sealy (who I will not be trading with again), and in the relatively wee span of three years (although the problem started much earlier) it looks like Mount Everest has cropped up between two valleys. I mean, the dents in this sucker are so low that if I roll any further downhill, I will be sleeping on the floor.
So now we have to break out the benjamins for ANOTHER king sized mattress. And so, fine friends, my question to you is: what should we get? Karly and I have discussed the finer points of memory foam, and we both worry that it may start out the bee’s knees only to break your heart — and your back — a year later. And what about latex? It’s delightfully polyurethane free, but mine has certainly sucked. Did I just get a bum bed?
Or should we just get a plain old innerspring set and call it a day? I’m not getting another pillow top, but I suppose we could always add a topper for some extra squish. I like a soft bed.
Help, people! I need suggestions. What are you sleeping on? How long have you had it? Do you like it? Was it expensive? I am open to any and all suggestions regarding brands, types, etc.
I’m so tired, my mind is on the blink.