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Redesigned Ditties: Sectional Seduction

I’m gonna take my time
I’m not gonna rush to buy
I’m gonna take it slow
I can’t spend out of control

sectionals roche bobois

So we can get a sectional seduction
So I can get a sectional seduction
So we can get a sectional seduction
Sectional seduction

sectionals

It might be high priced
But it’s all about me, me, me
Just can’t buy from the mall
I don’t want to get fleeced, fleeced, fleeced

sectionals cappellini

And all that I’ll ever do
is lounge on her seat, seat, seat
And watch HDTV
And go back to sleep, sleep, sleep

sectionals

Cause I done got a
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction

sectionals

I’m gonna take my time
I’m not gonna rush to buy
I’m gonna take it slow
I can’t spend out of control

sectionals

If you don’t know by now
Erin Dogg is a freak, freak, freak
I keep a hot couch with me
Seven days out of the week, week, week

sectionals

And all that I’ll ever do
is lounge on her seat, seat, seat
And watch HDTV
And go back to sleep, sleep, sleep

sectionals

Cause I done got a
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction

sectionals

I was up in the store havin’ a look, loungin’ all sweet
When I peeped this little freak out
I was all on the sale when Togo corner couch came out
Then she hit the floor, now

sectionals togo

With a low pitched seat, leather, bright white style
Lookin’ good enough to eat
And a playa know if I take her home
With that real soft squish, you so right I’m gon’ sleep

sectionals

So I approached the sofa I liked the most
Nice curves on her with some hot lil pillows
I whispered in her ear, “Lil momma, what you cost?
I know that you’re not cheap
but for sure I ain’t gon’ say no”

sectionals

My new couch is outrageous
We got into the crib and exchanged some love faces
And even though Hunny knows it cost a ton
Now he wants to buy me a matching one

sectionals de sede

Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction (all the time, any time)

snoop dogg

Click to play the original song. I dare you not to think about couches.

(Sources: 1. Roche Bobois 2. Karl Anderson 3. Cappellini 4. Richard Powers 5. Living Etc 6. Shoot Factory 7. Ligne Roset 8. Elle Decor 9. Met Home 10. Ligne Roset 11. Light Locations 12. Met Home 13. De Sede)

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