Ok dudes, I’m really not one to complain and in general do my best to keep it ‘tril but I have to level with you, this past week has been the hardest week of parenting thus far. Without going into too much detail I’ll tell you it involved a stomach virus (baby), separation anxiety and a daddy that had to work all weekend. Today is all about horizontal design. No high ceilings or soaring beams. It’s low, quiet, and, preferably, includes water. Google, take me away
If I can dangle my feet out this window great. If I can jump out and swim at the sound of a baby cry, even greater. PS the baby is inside, I’m not swimming to him, I’ve hired help to handle that in this scenario.
I could also make myself available to relax in this location.
Ok, so no water here but I feel like I can curl up in this bed and sleep for at least a week. I am also ready to gamble hard money that the world’s most insane pool is just outside the window. The pool boy probably isn’t too rough on the eyes either.
I will substitute the fantasy pool in the above scenario for this Croatian lake, which is quite possibly the only lake in the world I would be willing to swim in. Have you seen most lakes? Gross.
And finally, what I really, truly want, more than anything else in the world is to stay somewhere like this. My number one life goal is to spend some serious time at a resort with rooms off a dock over the water. Tidal wave be damned, it’s really the only thing on my bucket list, which, as previously discussed, doesn’t really exist and if so would be called something different.