Naked Male Model!

Every day our inbox is flooded with press releases that may or may not appeal to our, ahem, core values. Well, the good folks at Versace certainly piqued my interest in an email that promised pictures of a naked male model! who employed his enviable talents at Versace’s cock-tail party during Milan Design Week.

That sounded just dandy. Do you think anything could have stopped my itchy trigger finger from click click clicking the link to download those suckers? Hells no.

Later that evening, Hunny was using my laptop and he spied a file named Naked Male Model!.

BUSTED.

Not that he had a thing to worry about:

versace male model

versace male model

Come on, Versace! Aren’t you known for scantily clad thong things, and clothing so tight vaseline is an integral part of the dressing process? I’ve seen more skin on an episode of 7th Heaven. What a disappointment.

But I did get something great out of that email. Check out Versace’s Sun Table:

versace sun table

versace sun table

You know you are obsessed with furniture when a table is more exciting than a naked dude lying atop a pile of mattresses. But I would not kick that hottie out of bed for eating crackers. The table, I mean.

And actually, I like a lot of the Versace Home pieces from their Design collection. I am, after all, known for my subtlety.

versace home

versace home

versace home

versace home

versace home

versace home

Kind of awesome, huh? But there’s also a lot of this floating around their website:

versace home

It just wouldn’t be Versace without appealing to the 60+ spray tanned and botoxed crowd.

Apologies for the short post today, but I’m recovering from an action packed week and weekend, and now I’ve got a friend in town that I need to accompany on some serious dining and shopping expeditions. I promise to check in on all your awesome blogs midweek, and of course I’ll be back on Wednesday with an epic rrrrrrrrrroundup.

In the meantime, I hope you all have a naked male model! happy Monday!