Redesigned Ditties: I Want A New Rug

I want a new rug

One that won’t make me sick

One that won’t make me spend so hard

I think a Persian might do the trick

I want a new rug

One I hope won’t shed

One that really catches the eye

One that just might be red

One that won’t make me nervous

Wondering what to do

One that makes me feel like it’s a great value

Like it’s a great value

I want a new rug

One that won’t pill

One that won’t cost too much

Or increase the bills

One that won’t make me nervous

Wondering what to do

One that makes me feel like it’s a great value

Like it’s a great value

I want a new rug

One that won’t go away

One that won’t make Ben put up a fight

When I say that it’s got to stay

One that won’t make me nervous

Wondering what to do

One that makes me feel like it’s a great value

Like it’s a great value

I want a new rug

One that does what it should

One that doesn’t make me feel too bad

One that does makes me feel oh so good

I want a new rug

One with no doubt

One that won’t cost a lot

Or make the bank freak out

One that won’t make me nervous

Wondering what to do

One that makes me feel like it’s a great value

Like it’s a great value

Like it’s a great value

Oh yeah, great value