Holiday Gift Guide: Under a Billion
For the last few days Erin and I have been pounding the interweb pavement bringing you the best holiday gifts chump change can buy; but we know what you’re really here for: our billion dollar round up. We spent lots of time finding the world’s most exclusive items, Lucite Chanel Briefcases, Diamond Studded Fixed Gear Bikes, $320,000 prize cows, the list goes on. But we realized, you know, if someone is going to drop a billion skrillas on their beloved, why not go with a gift that says “I think you’re awesome and I want the whole world to know. Forever.”
That’s why we here at Design Crisis Headquarters are proud to offer the world’s Most Exclusive, Most Expensive Holiday Gift Ever (fact).
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