Cut a Rug

Even though summer is coming and cool, bare floors are perfect for hot Texas temperatures, I’ve been thinking about rugs a lot. There’s nary a stitch of carpet in our house and I like it that way, but I have a feeling baby will not. There’s no way I’m installing carpet over our gorgeous wood floors, but I have the overwhelming urge to pad every flat surface in some sort of thick woolen coating. Kind of like this waiting area designed by Tjep:

tjep rugs

Sorry about the bad picture, but are you not sorely tempted to create your very own padded cell from Persian rugs? No more fretting over paint colors or furniture choices, just tell the carpet store you’ll take everything they’ve got in Tabriz, including this guy from Hannes Grebin:

hannes grebin rug

Holy bejeesus, I totally want to start cutting up all my ugly rugs in bizarre shapes and then sewing fringe on the edges. It would solve my everlasting boredom with rectangles problem, while still allowing me to escape from the ubiquitous animal shaped rug (Cows, zebras and ponies, I prefer to see you in your natural state — no need to undress for me).

richard hutten

Despite disparaging the rectangle, I wouldn’t kick this sexy number out of the bedroom. Can you believe the peeps over at AT panned the Downloading Rug by Richard Hutten? Oh well. More for me. Still, I’m not sure baby would appreciate the sense of humor inherent in Hutten’s rug — unless he takes after daddy and is born a baby computer genius. Hopefully he won’t take after mommy’s swiss cheese brain.

fun on the floor

Somehow I am thinking baby would prefer for me to cover everything in bright bespoke carpet, like this townhouse decorated by Danielle at Fun on the Floor. I actually think the stairs are super cuteamous, but sorry, baby — ain’t got no stairs.

Meanwhile, mommy has some rugs picked out, but they aren’t exactly kid friendly.

dan golden

Oh, Dan Golden’s rugs make me laugh! It’s a good thing his area rugs cost upwards of $13,000, otherwise I’m not sure I could stop myself from buying one.

roadkill rug

And then there’s the Roadkill rug by Oooms. Since I’m pretty sure my entire house will look like this in a few years anyway, I figure might as well save my money and pick something else.

dacia manto

This super textural rug by Dacia Manto might make a good base for junior’s creations. The neutral background will allow his jelly sculptures to stand out while the shaggy pile will add interest to the rest of the field. Plus I just really like this one.

timorous beasties rug

Did you know that Timorous Beasties — makers of crazy wallpaper — also makes rugs? Wait! I think I may have chosen a name for our son…

So, our own timorous beastie probably has some ideas of his own about rugs he’d like (to ruin).

laurens van wieringen

This foam rug by Laurens Van Wieringen is obviously kid approved. Plus it has the added bonuses of texture, pattern and color — three known strategies to disguise peanut butter and puke.

nani marquina

Apparently, older, undie clad children who can’t be bothered to put down the laptop enjoy staring at the melting icecap featured in Nanimarquina‘s Global Warming rug. Seriously, what is up with this picture?

dan golden

Another Dan Golden gem. This one’s a bit more age appropriate. Of course, I still prefer his Morphine rug.

jennifer tee

How cute is this rug by Richard Niessen and Jennifer Tee? This would truly, honestly look great in the nursery, but I shudder to even contemplate its cost. I’m not too bummed, though, because although I love this rug, it’s not even my favorite one.

I’ve pretty much decided on Dialogue, by Anne Lykke:

anne lykke

That’s right. Do I care that it looks like (and may actually be) a photoshopped image of a standard shag rug with a few moppets thrown on top? No, I do not. I would cover over my wood floors for this rug. Nevermind that the cat would get lost in a sea of wooly stands, or that we might lose the baby altogether, it looks so soft. And simple. And that sounds good right now.