A guest poster’s crisis…

Hello DC Readers! My name is Amy and today I am honored to be guest blogging here on Design Crisis – its like a dream come true – somebody slap (or spank…) me!  My usual home is over at Waxyhearts where I write about basically everything I love on the internet – most often Etsy – since I am addicted.
Enough self promotion…(but I need more readers – really!  My chihuahuas are neglected and they can’t justify the time I spend at my computer without at least 100 readers…)…but glad to be here at Design Crisis today where I can have a much larger audience to frighten.  Anyhow I had one heck of a time coming up with something Design Crisis worthy…and I still haven’t…so instead I will bore you with the details of my day yesterday – which certainly qualifies as a freaking crisis…

 

So the day begin with turning on my bedside lamp – luckily it takes up most of the nightstand with its huge base – so not only do I not have to dust the nightstand, but I have no room for an alarm clock – thus I have gotten fired from every job I have ever had and now I am on food stamps (thanks to all you hard workers out there for supporting me!!!).

So I go the bathroom to get ready for the day – ugh – accidentally went in the one with the fresh flowers in the faucet – yuck! Flowers and minty toothpaste scents do not go together first thing in the morning (or ever?)! Moving on to the other bathroom…

Just remembered (and forgot due to severe head injury) why I never use this bathroom…
Get some ice out of the freezer for my head injury and attempt to sit on my favorite chair…shoot – I forgot that I prefer to sit on my behind…won’t fit here!

 

Moving on to my anatomy chair – this is very helpful when I watch Grey’s Anatomy…and if I never see Denny again it will be fantastic…

Once my head stops throbbing I head out to the garden to do some planting with my trusty leather handled bucket…since buckets often transport liquid don’t ask me why it has a leather handle…at least it looked good when I bought it, right?

 

Heading out for the day! I think I will stop in at this shop – stores that are all white and have limited items always have the most friendly sales people, don’t you think? Walking through the door is just like interrupting a conversation between a bunch of people you don’t know.

 

Next its over to my friend’s dinner party! A few drinks later I get disoriented by the mirror balls (I have a twin? What’s happening???) and pass out – my friend not wanting me to mess up their dark house (who would notice vomit in that place anyhow?) drops me at some new hotel close to their condo of darkness….I remember none of it…and luckily I didn’t grab one of the guns on the table…

I wake up here – in a hotel made for 5 yr olds?  What???  It takes quite a bit of time to unfold my 6ft body…

 

I guess it could have been worse – they could have made me sleep in a cage surrounded by a bunch of ghosties…Yikes!

 

ahhh – and now I am back home telling you my story! Hope you enjoyed it!

Thanks again to Karly & Erin for the privilege of allowing me to guest post – and a big shout out to Erin’s husband for getting her knocked up – without him this would not have been possible! Yippee! Don’t forget – you can catch me at Waxyhearts if you want to write hateful comments! And don’t abandon DC – tomorrow will be better, I promise!