I’m gonna take my time
I’m not gonna rush to buy
I’m gonna take it slow
I can’t spend out of control
So we can get a sectional seduction
So I can get a sectional seduction
So we can get a sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
It might be high priced
But it’s all about me, me, me
Just can’t buy from the mall
I don’t want to get fleeced, fleeced, fleeced
And all that I’ll ever do
is lounge on her seat, seat, seat
And watch HDTV
And go back to sleep, sleep, sleep
Cause I done got a
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
I’m gonna take my time
I’m not gonna rush to buy
I’m gonna take it slow
I can’t spend out of control
If you don’t know by now
Erin Dogg is a freak, freak, freak
I keep a hot couch with me
Seven days out of the week, week, week
And all that I’ll ever do
is lounge on her seat, seat, seat
And watch HDTV
And go back to sleep, sleep, sleep
Cause I done got a
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
I was up in the store havin’ a look, loungin’ all sweet
When I peeped this little freak out
I was all on the sale when Togo corner couch came out
Then she hit the floor, now
With a low pitched seat, leather, bright white style
Lookin’ good enough to eat
And a playa know if I take her home
With that real soft squish, you so right I’m gon’ sleep
So I approached the sofa I liked the most
Nice curves on her with some hot lil pillows
I whispered in her ear, “Lil momma, what you cost?
I know that you’re not cheap
but for sure I ain’t gon’ say no”
My new couch is outrageous
We got into the crib and exchanged some love faces
And even though Hunny knows it cost a ton
Now he wants to buy me a matching one
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction
Sectional seduction (all the time, any time)
Click to play the original song. I dare you not to think about couches.
(Sources: 1. Roche Bobois 2. Karl Anderson 3. Cappellini 4. Richard Powers 5. Living Etc 6. Shoot Factory 7. Ligne Roset 8. Elle Decor 9. Met Home 10. Ligne Roset 11. Light Locations 12. Met Home 13. De Sede)
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I was all “Please show a Togo and a De Sede!” Great minds. I would happily take any of them except for #1 & #3.
P.S. “Sectional Seduction”? You’re brilliant.
P.P.S Snoop has a HUGE wang (very NSFW): http://tinyurl.com/y9osp5l
Ahhhhhh, I love it! Wouldn’t all rap songs be better referencing sexy furniture? Case in point: “You know it’s hard out here for a pimp, When he tryin to get this money for the Togo”…
This made my entire day.
I wish HGTV would make each designer do a rap about their projects. That I would watch.
Oh number five…you’re my sectional seduction. One of my all-time favorites!
You’re crazy Erin, in the best way possible! I got completely lost in the lyrics…did you get one? Yes? Which?
That was awesomissimo!
Hilarious!
Brilliant!!! If all else fails, you can be the South’s premier rapptress!!! make millions and buy all the secionals you want!!
Ruth.
Keep rappin’. That was too hilarious! LOVE the sectionals, which, by the way, I think is exactly what Jeff and I need. So tired of being squished on the couch – just gotta find something that Kitty will not destroy…
I love you so much.
Oh man, this is going in the top 3 best blog entries evarrr.
May we call you Lil Er? I’m still laughing — too funny! And loving your rap. You must do it again! I pick #5 -for its leathery-ness.
And Raina, your link was eye-popping! Snoop Horse is one hung dog.
Too bad you didn’t post this last week, the academy of arts and sciences my have squeezed you in for a last minute grammy at last night’s show.
Hi Court and Ruth, welcome!
Raina — whoa. Whoooooa.
Thanks, everyone for all the nice comments. The downside to this post is that the Hunny and I have had this stupid song stuck in our heads for the past 24 hours straight.
Haha I had never before thought of sectionals as sexy. I do like that red round one. then again maybe its the gold wall that has me transfixed.
can someone please explain to me the allure of the togo? i can’t quite get on that gravy train.
did you get one?! which one?!
my thoughts are all over the place and now all i see is snoop lying back on that hot pink sectional with the mirror ball reflectin’ all over the room….
damn. damn…..
I’m afraid I didn’t get one… yet. We’re holding off on big purchases in case we move, but I loooove the De Sede and the Togo, oh and the Cappellini. And the Ligne Roset.
Sigh. I love them all.
Naomi, I like that it looks like it fell from a spaceship, plus I think it would hold its own against kids.
You can not go wrong with the Togo, Li’l Er (good one, Susie). I’ve known two people who’ve had them and they are so comf and it will definitely last because Ligne Roset is excellent quality. My Pop Chair has survived all our moves and my dogs and is still as good as new.
I cant get passed Raina’s link….thats my day gone!
Awesome. You know how I lurve De Sede..
hi-lare-ee-ous!
#5 makes me want to drop it likes it’s hot
drop it like it’s hot
I LOVE this post!!! And I love crazy Snoop Doggy Dogg!! Great title! I was singing in my head the whole time I was drooling over the togo sectional.
You nasty thang, you!
I will never look at a sectional the same way again. I am quite certain that the ladies at Lillian August with stink eye me outta the store when I start giggling like a school girl at an *NSYC concert.
ModFruGal, you and me both! Holy hotness.
Hi Megan and Madame Sunday — lovely to see you here!
Kristin, that’s a pretty funny picture you’re painting. I’m so glad you’re back