Kids, I have been Bizzy. The inlaws are a’ visiting, and on Saturday, Karly and Diana hosted an awesome baby shower for me and the fetus, the net result being that the inside of my house looks like Babies R Us exploded in a frenzy of blue and green velour. Oh well — hopefully it’s for a good cause. Anyway, the events of the weekend have left me unprepared for the week, so thank jeebus for my good pal Stephanie over at Even Cleveland, who has once again bailed me out of the Monday doldrums with another fabulous house link.
So, do I just have baby on the brain, or does this radicool Mexico City house look like the inside of a womb?
Because I totally imagine my fetus skipping around in here, singing Sunshine Day, and NEVER, ever, wanting to leave.
Lazy fetus is always lounging around the couch, rolling and stretching his way from seat to seat.
He’s such a bum that I doubt he ever showers.
At night he sacks out on his plush bed pod, sucking his thumb and continuing the infernal KICKING. Obviously, the bed is located adjacent to my bladder.
He needs to find the exit to outside, pronto. Look, fetus — it’s so sunny and bright out there! Go towards the light!
Does anyone know where the door is on this thing?
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ha! well that’s a very smart womb you have there.
have you seen? i flung the doors of my new shop open today.
Little fetus has big style! Love it.
Leave it to Berin to have such a kickass crib, er, womb.
This would make an incredible vacation house (not sure I could do it 24/7).
P.S. The double doors are at the end of the steps tucked under the shell. You can just make out their roundish frame if you squint.
dude! if this is what it is like in the womb, i wish i had never left! ew. well that is kind of gross, but i am guessing you know what i mean!
how long under baby design crisis arrives? can’t wait. hang in there!
Four more weeks, but I think it’s so comfy in there that he may hang for a while longer. Dammit.
That is one crazy house – now I have the Brady Bunch kids in my head singing Sunshine Day…
I now have visions of that dancing internet/Ally McBeal baby in my head ….
(Shaking head vigorously)
“Next to Your Bladder” is THE new hot real estate market.
Ouch, Kristin, it hurts when I laugh!