Why hello homies, I’m back from Hawaii and still rubbing the sand out of my eyes — both literally and figuratively. It’s Monday, I have a major case of jet lag, Ike started his first day of school today (sniff), and this week is already trying to crush my soul, but I won’t let it win. I plan to bust a cap in Monday’s ass by treating you to some pics of a fabulous estate where my mom may or may not be getting married…. well, she’s getting married fo sho, she’s just not sure if this is the place. I think she needs a nudge, so let’s help her decide, ok?
Yeah, I know — super shitty location. But we’ll try to make do.
Is it wrong of me to be so easily persuaded by fire?
I don’t need an arrow to point the way to the ocean, do I?
Did you know that none of the beaches on Hawaii are private, and therefore a homeless bum could at any time waltz up the beach to wreck your wedding? Somehow I don’t think that would be a problem here.
Plus there is a super fancy pool, so who cares about the stinky beach anyway?
After five years of living in Hawaii, I might be a bit jaded. But I’m pretty sure this place is still good enough to host my mom’s fancy wedding.
What do you think?
Also, in your face, Monday!
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I do! I mean, yes, definitely, yes.
Welcome back!
The possible location for the wedding certainly is fabulous. Is your soon-to-be-new-step-parent as fabulous?
How does one score an invite to said wedding? I smell a blog giveaway…
Rebecca, that invite is MINE. Right Erin? I can babysit.
Whoa, yea works for my future imaginary wedding.
Welcome back! Hope the vacay was delightful. I missed ya.
Oh and I can’t believe Ike is in school!! He is going to come home with a beard.
Hideous place – or places.
I vote the last pic: Pool & fire & ocean. Nothing can go wrong with that combo!
Can you tell me why I live in Virginia? I’m not really sure anymore….
I don’t think there would be a wrong choice for the wedding location.
Aloha!
Beautiful, gorgeous, perfect …etc
Two enthusiastic thumbs up for Portlock!
I love them all for your mom’s wedding but fear Ike (or his champagne swillin’ relations) will wander right smack into that last photo’s lovely pool. Then again if cameras are rolling it could make for a memorable wedding reception moment.